Orange for a head!

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Orange for a head!

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There was a man walking down the street minding his own business, when he noticed this bloke coming towards him who had an Orange for a head!
He couldn't believe it at first so he rubbed his eyes and looked again.
The bloke really had an Orange for a head!
He said to him, " Excuse me, but why have you got an Orange for a head?"
The other bloke said, "It's a long story, but I'll tell you. I was walking through a field the other day and I found an old brass lamp, so I picked it up and gave it a rub. Suddenly there was a flash of light and a puff of smoke and a Genie appeared in front of me. He told me that because I had released him from the lamp he would grant me three wishes, anything my heart desired.
So for my first wish, I wished that I could have as much money as I wanted. The Genie waved his wand and said it was done. Now when I open my wallet money just appears, as much as i need and never runs out. It's amazing.
For my second wish, I wished to be surrounded by the most beautiful women in the world who would do anything I asked. The Genie waved his wand and said it was done. When I got home my house was full of gorgeous women. They cook for me, have sex whenever I want to, iron my clothes, anything I ask. It's amazing."

The first man couldn't wait to find out what happened and asks," What about your third wish?"





He replied, " I asked for an Orange for a head!" :roll:
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8O 8O 8O 8O 8O
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I swear I've just seen a tumble weed go past!!!!!!
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
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Post by cupasoop »

Is this one of them late at night, 10 pints type of joke?
Like a guy goes into a paint shop and asks for a tin of red paint. Sorry replies the shopkeeper, we only have blue paint left. Thats ok says the guy, i have my bike outside!
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Whats the difference between a chicken?
One of its legs is both the same
(Oh dear, the rot is really coming out now......)
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ermm

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NICE WEATHER WE HAD TOMORROW :?
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Post by RAINMAKER »

what got no arms and no legs.........a biscuit.
it may be clever, but its not big.
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I'd tell you the one about the shark infested custard, but you'd never swallow it........
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Post by curly »

It made me and my mates laugh! And we were sober when we heard it!

Curly. :wink:
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Heh heh, love the biscuit one..........
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