i checked my emails today

[agentpineapple]

and it seens my chipolata is to small, i have a bad credit rating, i've been miss sold a ppp, i need to buy large quantaties of viagra, and finally i need to consilidate all my monthly loans into one managerble monthly payment..........how do they know so much about me?????????/

[marravtr]

same as me mate, but you forgot the nigerian widower who's only got a month left to live and no one else to leave all their millions too!

[spider13]

same as me mate, but you forgot the nigerian widower who's only got a month left to live and no one else to leave all their millions too!

mines russian
steve

[seb421]

same as me mate, but you forgot the nigerian widower who's only got a month left to live and no one else to leave all their millions too!

wombles love these emails get a few a week and read them all the way through they are brilliant always putting a smile on my face, how can people fall for it is beyond me,

[boz]

I'm gay and in need of company from retired Italian head hunters, owe the Church for Divine Promise 5 months subscription to their magazine "Jesus and Me: How Can I help Myself Through Paying Others", have the wrong type of grass in my garden, would be better off with tattoed eyebrows and can insure my car, dog, bike and mother in law with a simple one off payment.
Yep, my spam mails are un-canny in their accuracy to what I am and want!

[leevtr]

I'm gay and in need of company from retired Italian head hunters, owe the Church for Divine Promise 5 months subscription to their magazine "Jesus and Me: How Can I help Myself Through Paying Others", have the wrong type of grass in my garden, would be better off with tattoed eyebrows and can insure my car, dog, bike and mother in law with a simple one off payment.
Yep, my spam mails are un-canny in their accuracy to what I am and want!

My aunts got tattoo'ed eyebrows, one is higher than the other. She looks a right idiot, and permanently confused

[boz]

I'm gay and in need of company from retired Italian head hunters, owe the Church for Divine Promise 5 months subscription to their magazine "Jesus and Me: How Can I help Myself Through Paying Others", have the wrong type of grass in my garden, would be better off with tattoed eyebrows and can insure my car, dog, bike and mother in law with a simple one off payment.
Yep, my spam mails are un-canny in their accuracy to what I am and want!

My aunts got tattoo'ed eyebrows, one is higher than the other. She looks a right idiot, and permanently confused

Pure class........is she single?