Mad motorcyclist

[curly]

There was this man driving his car down a motorway at 90 mph, suddenly a motorcycle appeared alongside and the rider tapped on the window of the car.
The driver wound his window down and the motorcylist took out a cigarette and said to the driver, " Have you got a light please?"

The car driver replied, " You crazy f*@ker, you'll kill yourself! "

The motorcyclist said," No I won't, I only smoke 3 a day! "