A duck walks in to a bar and asks the barman for a pint of bitter. Bemused, the barman serves him, the duck drinks his pint and leaves. This happens for the next few days and then the circus comes into town, the ring master comes in to the pub and asks can he put up a poster, the barman agrees and tells him one of his customers is a talking duck. Hell says the ring master, ask him if he wants a job at our circus. OK replys the barman. The next day the duck comes in and the barman tells him about the circus and that they have offered the duck a job. The duck looks at the barman a bit funny and says, "the circus with the big top", Yes replies the barman. "the circus with canvas walls that they take down all the time"? yes replies the barman.
The duck says, "what the hell do they want with a plasterer"?
Quack Quack
Quack Quack
Rich.
Ha Ha HA