ubject: phun
> In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient
pretending he's driving a CHEVVY DAYVAN with his hands at 10 and 2. The
nurse asks him, "Charlie! What are you doing?" > Charlie replied, "Can't
talk right now I'm driving to Chicago!" The nurse wishes him a good trip and
leaves the room. > The next day the nurse enters Charlie's room just as he
stopped driving his imaginary car and she asks, "Well Charlie, how are you
doing?" > Charlie says "I'm exhausted. I just got into Chicago and I need
some rest." > "That's great," replied the nurse, "I'm glad you had a safe
trip." > The nurse leaves Charlie's room and then goes across the hall into
another patients' room and finds Mick sitting on his bed masturbating
vigorously. Very surprised she shouts, "mick what are you doing??" > To
which mick replies, "Shhh, I'm screwing Charlie's wife while he's in
Chicago!"
>Three desperately ill men met with their doctor one day to discuss their
options. One was an alcoholic, one was a chain-smoker, and one was a
homosexual. The doctor, addressing all three of them, said, "If any of you
indulge in your vices one more time, you will surely die." >The men left the
doctor's office, each convinced that he would never again indulge himself in
his vice. While walking toward the subway for their return trip to the
suburbs, they passed a bar. > >The Alcoholic, hearing the loud music and
smelling the ale, could not stop himself. His buddies accompanied him into
the bar, where he had a shot of whiskey. No sooner had he replaced the shot
glass on the bar, he fell off his stool, stone cold dead. > >His companions,
somewhat shaken, left the bar, realizing how seriously they must take the
doctor's words. As they walked along, they came upon a cigarette butt lying
on the ground, still burning. >The Homosexual looked at the Chain-Smoker and
said, "You know if you bend over to pick that up, we're both dead."