A man staggered into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple
bruises,two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his
throat.
Naturally, the doctor asked him what happened.
"Well, it was like this", said the man. "I was having a quiet round
of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our ball
into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was
rooting around noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.
I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a
golf ball with my wife's monogram on it-stuck right in the middle of the
cow's butt. That's when I made my big mistake.
"What did you do?" asked the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this
looks like yours!"
Anyone for golf?
Anyone for golf?
Rich.
