A man went into an urologist and told him he is having a problem, he was
unable to get his chipolata erect. The doctor checked him out then told him
that the muscles around the base of his chipolata were damaged from a
previous viral infection and that there was nothing he could actually do
for him.
However, he knew of an experimental treatment that might work, if he was
willing to take the risk. The treatment consisted of implanting muscle
tissues from an elephant's trunk into his chipolata. The man thought about
it a while. The thought of going through life without ever experiencing
sex again was just too much for him to bear. So, with the assurance that
there would be no cruelty to the elephant, the man decided to go for it.
A few weeks after the operation he was given the green light to go and
try out his newly renovated equipment. As a result he planned a romantic
evening with his girlfriend and took her to one of the nicest
restaurants in town.
In the middle of dinner he felt a strong stirring in his loins that
continued to the point of being extremely painful. To release the
pressure he unzipped his fly and his chipolata sprang out, slid across the
top of the table, grabbed a bread roll and then returned to his
trousers.
His girlfriend was stunned at first, but then with a sly grin on her
face said, "That was incredible! Can you do it again?"
With tears in his eyes he replied, "I think I can, but I'm not sure if
another bread roll will fit up my ar$e!