Can't get to sleep....

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Chuz
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Can't get to sleep....

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I'm thinking I'm an agnostic dyslexic insomniac, I lay awake all night wondering if there's a dog... :confused
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lloydie
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Re: Can't get to sleep....

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no dog just mushrooms :Smoke2:
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VTRDark
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Move over Rover let Jimmy take over :thumbup:

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dear agony aunt, im into bestiality, necrophillia and sado-flagellation but i cant find any willing partners. do you think im flogging a dead horse?
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