Any port......

[the pill]

I was cruisin' the backwoods of oz on the storm with a couple of mates and decided to stay in this old hotel full of holiday makers of a fairly senior years, anyway after a few hours of verbal intercourse and forty litres of piss, this elderly spunk-bucket drags me to the cot, after undressing and standing legs apart with hands on her hips, she says, "you'll have to be special with me, I have acute angina, I replied "thank f**k for that, your tits are dreadful.