Affair

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iggy1966
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Affair

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> Jake was dying. His wife, Becky, was maintaining a candlelight vigil by
> his side. She held his fragile hand, tears running down her face. Her
> praying roused him from his slumber. He looked up and his pale lips began
> to move slightly.
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> "Becky my darling," he whispered.
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> "Hush, my love," she said. "Rest, don't talk."
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> He was insistent. "Becky," he said in his tired voice, "I have something
> that I must confess."
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> "There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping Becky.. "Everything's all
> right; go to sleep."
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> "No, no. I must die in peace, Becky. I ... I slept with your sister, your
> best friend, her best friend and your mother!"
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> "I know, my sweet one," whispered Becky, "let the poison work."
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
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