A father entered his daughter's bedroom and saw a letter on the bed.
With the worst premonition, he read it with trembling hands.
Dear Mum and Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I've
eloped
with my new boyfriend. I've found real love and he is so nice.
Especially
with all his piercings, scars, tattoos, and his big motorcycle. But
it's not
only that, I'm pregnant, and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in
his
trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me and
that's one of my dreams. I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt
anyone
and we'll be growing it for us and his friends. They're the one's
providing
us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we could ever want. In the
meantime,
we'll pray for science to find the AIDS cure, so Ahmed gets better. He
deserves it.
Don' t worry about money. Ahmed has arranged for me to be in films
that his
friends Leroy and Jamal make in their basement. Apparently I can
earn £50 a scene. I get a £50 bonus if there are more than three men in
the
scene, and an extra £100 if they use the horse.
Don't worry Mum. Now I'm 15 years old, I know how to take care of
myself.
Someday I'll visit you and Dad so that you can meet your
grandchildren.
Your loving daughter, Aimee
p.s: Dad, it's not true. I'm watching TV at a neighbour's house. I
just
wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than ENGLAND
GETTING
BEAT ON F*CKING PENALTIES AGAIN,.
I love you. Aimee
close call
close call
cheerz
kev
kev
, true, we know we are crap though.