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jesus walks into a hotel. puts three 6" nails on the counter and says "can you put me up for the night?"
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You will burn in the fires of hell for eternity my friend. Still, save on the heating! :lol: :lol:
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If that happens; tip: Save the splinters- they'll fetch a fortune..........
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the prophel mohammed walks into the same hotel, places nis1000 on the counter and says
أحضر لي الماعز الخاص متخنث أقذر من فضلك، أريد الحب في بلدي القاع الحيوانية
You do not have to say anything. But it may harm your defence if you do not mention when posting something which you later rely on in quote. Anything you do say may be ripped to sh*t.
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Behave Benny, you know what happened when someone drew some cartoons in Denmark!!!!! Not renowned for it's community sense of humour that particular religion. God bless em, oops!
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benny hedges wrote:the prophel mohammed walks into the same hotel, places nis1000 on the counter and says
أحضر لي الماعز الخاص متخنث أقذر من فضلك، أريد الحب في بلدي القاع الحيوانية
I put that in Google translate and nearly choked on my beer :clap: :thumbup: :lol:
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Rob wrote:
benny hedges wrote:the prophel mohammed walks into the same hotel, places nis1000 on the counter and says
أحضر لي الماعز الخاص متخنث أقذر من فضلك، أريد الحب في بلدي القاع الحيوانية
I put that in Google translate and nearly choked on my beer :clap: :thumbup: :lol:
Now I just looked as well, oops :lol:

Benny that cultural awareness course your work made you attend was worth every penny :lol:
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Luckily it's PHROPHEL Mohammed, not the famous one.
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