One for Lloydie

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Kev L
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One for Lloydie

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Bloke goes to the Family planning clinic and says " Doc I need to get a vasectomy, but can't afford to pay too much". Doctor says "We are trialling a new method which we can do free of charge for you if you are willing to act as part of a test sample". The bloke is grateful as he lives in the Midlands and is therefore a povvy f*cker. "That sounds brilliant Doc, what does the procedure consist of? ". The Doc picks up a pair of housebricks and claps them together sharply. The bloke looks at them with his eyes bulging and screams "does it hurt? ". "Not as long as I keep my thumbs out of the way" replies the Doctor!!!! :twisted:
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Re: One for Lloydie

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Ouch . How did you know !!
:lol:

The down side was he used blue bricks so the opp took a while :-)
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Re: One for Lloydie

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lloydiecbr wrote:Ouch . How did you know !!
:lol:

The down side was he used blue bricks so the opp took a while :-)
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: One for Lloydie

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:lol: :lol: :lol: When bricks where mentioned I cringed.

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