Womens Lib.

[iggy1966]

Women's Lib International Conference:

The first speaker, a lady from Wales, stood and said,
"During last Year's conference, we spoke about being more assertive with

our husbands. Well, after the conference, I went home and told my
husband,
Tevor, that I would no longer cook for him and that he would have to do
it
himself. After the first day, I saw nothing. The second day, I saw
nothing,
but on the third day, I saw that he had cooked a wonderful roast lamb."
(The crowd cheered).

The second speaker from Russia, stood up and said,
"After last year's conference, I went home and told my husband, Ivan,
that I would no longer do his laundry and that he would have to do it
himself.
The
first day, I saw nothing. After the second day, I saw nothing, but on
the
third day, I saw that he had done not only his own washing, but mine as
well. (The crowd again cheered).

The third speaker, from Newcastle, stood up and said,
"Afta last yee-ah's confyrence, aah went herm and telt that lazy basstad
of
mine, Geordie, that I was nae longa pickin up his beer cans, cookin his
bait and washin his kecks and that he was gonna haff to de them hisell.
(The
crowd went wild with cheering and clapping that lasted for five long
minutes).
She continued....................................... "Afta the foist
day,
I nevah saw nowt. Afta the second day I nevah saw nowt, but afta the
thord
day, I could see a little bit out of me left eye."