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Following on from the Tescos 'Dobin Burgergate' & now Findas 'My Little Lesagna' more bad news this time for vegetarians...










Shock Horror ! 8O


















More Headaches for the leading supermarket chains. Traces of wheelchair have been found in the vegetable soup.
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Wait there's more...




















A cow walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The cow replies "Those bloody horses, coming here, stealing our jobs!"














I'll get me tack on the way out...
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I'm gonna become a cannibal and only ear Mac V2 Burgars. :biggrin

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cybercarl wrote:I'm gonna become a cannibal and only ear Mac V2 Burgars. :biggrin

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Pardon, eh ? Speak up...

I thought you fixed the ear problem Carl.

Time to get your eyes & fingers sorted out next... :lol:

TBH I'm a bit fatty, not very rich & I think the ear will be a bit gristly...Good luck :Beer Popcorn:
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cybercarl wrote:I'm gonna become a cannibal and only eat Mac V2 sausage . :biggrin

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Fixed it for you Carl :-) :gay:
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lloydiecbr wrote:
cybercarl wrote:I'm gonna become a cannibal and only eat Mac V2 sausage . :biggrin

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Fixed it for you Carl :-) :gay:
Ah but lloydie Carl is a vegetarian... so that's sort of :biker: then I suppose... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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'Pasta' or 'Posta'.

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A Swedish brand - Findus - supplying British supermarkets employed a French company, Comigel, to make its ready meals.

To get meat for its factory in Luxembourg, Comigel called on the services of another French firm Spanghero. It used an agent in Cyprus, who in turn used an agent in the Netherlands, who placed the order at an abattoir in Romania.
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Wicky wrote:'Pasta' or 'Posta'.

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A Swedish brand - Findus - supplying British supermarkets employed a French company, Comigel, to make its ready meals.

To get meat for its factory in Luxembourg, Comigel called on the services of another French firm Spanghero. It used an agent in Cyprus, who in turn used an agent in the Netherlands, who placed the order at an abattoir in Romania.
This is why the EU is so great ! :roll: :roll: :roll:
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MacV2 wrote:
lloydiecbr wrote:
cybercarl wrote:I'm gonna become a cannibal and only eat Mac V2 sausage . :biggrin

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Fixed it for you Carl :-) :gay:
Ah but lloydie Carl is a vegetarian... so that's sort of :biker: then I suppose... :lol: :lol: :lol:
So he don't swallow then !!
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Continentals aren't so sentimental about animals - Knowing the English are animal lovers they served their diseased donkeys to us on a plate. Sort of like 'Horse before de la Carte.... '

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Wicky wrote:'Pasta' or 'Posta'.

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A Swedish brand - Findus - supplying British supermarkets employed a French company, Comigel, to make its ready meals.

To get meat for its factory in Luxembourg, Comigel called on the services of another French firm Spanghero. It used an agent in Cyprus, who in turn used an agent in the Netherlands, who placed the order at an abattoir in Romania.
This is why the EU is so great ! :roll: :roll: :roll:
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Not quite Jamie Oliver...

MITTITEI (Grilled Romanian Hamburger)

http://www.cooks.com/rec/view/0,1626,15 ... 02,00.html
I dunno, but I'd never associate this with hamburgers. Its origins are Turkish, although so much changed that turks would never recognize it.
Traditionally, the meat is of several sorts (beef, pork, sheep - never lamb, and, if available, about 1/8 of the total meat should be horse or donkey - slaughtered of old age, not specifically for the meat, young meat of these animals doesn't contribute the right way to the flavor).
Donkey sausages raise a stink - Sunday, 23 June, 2002

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/2061229.stm
A French shopkeeper is at the centre of a row in a Kent seaside town over his sausages - made from donkey meat.
Animal rights campaigners were furious when they learned about Dominique Levet's sausages, which he sells from his shop in Sandwich.
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The next fast food scandal....

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Wicky wrote:The next fast food scandal....

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That looks quite tasty as it happens ! Trouble is by the time it gets to the table you would want to change your order to a bowl of cornflakes... :lol:
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Even cornflakes are tainted with scandal - what with The 'Hairy Cornflake's arrest and the US Olympic swimmer's bong box endorsement of Kellogs

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What next ham made of hamster....
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