Special Scotish themed Food Scandal Joke.

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Special Scotish themed Food Scandal Joke.

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"It's disgusting this horse-meat business and I'm glad I don't eat burgers" said Donald Mckay at the Burns supper as he tucked into his minced lungs, brains, liver, balls, eyes, and arsehole wrapped in a stomach lining.
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MacV2 wrote:"It's disgusting this horse-meat business and I'm glad I don't eat burgers" said Donald Mckay at the Burns supper as he tucked into his minced lungs, brains, liver, balls, eyes, and arsehole wrapped in a stomach lining.
That's a fair point mac :lol: But at least they never claimed it was anything other than what it was..bloody offal :lol:
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And it's bread for human consumption. Not an old rotting, diseased hag pulled out a ditch somewhere in the middle of Romania or something, minced up, put in burgers and sold as beef.

I say boycot the supermarkets until they go out of business and bring back the local high st butchers, grocers, bakers etc. I have never been a fan of the conning bastid supermarkets. You can buy a genuine half price or two for one in a high st butchers, if you can find one. :thumbup:

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cybercarl wrote:And it's bread for human consumption. Not an old rotting, diseased hag pulled out a ditch somewhere in the middle of Romania or something, minced up, put in burgers and sold as beef.

I say boycot the supermarkets until they go out of business and bring back the local high st butchers, grocers, bakers etc. I have never been a fan of the conning bastid supermarkets. You can buy a genuine half price or two for one in a high st butchers, if you can find one. :thumbup:

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AMCQ46 wrote:
MacV2 wrote:"It's disgusting this horse-meat business and I'm glad I don't eat burgers" said Donald Mckay at the Burns supper as he tucked into his minced lungs, brains, liver, balls, eyes, and arsehole wrapped in a stomach lining.
That's a fair point mac :lol: But at least they never claimed it was anything other than what it was..bloody offal :lol:
TBH never had it myself, but I bet it's OFFALY nice...











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I went to a restaurant last night and despite all the scares I fancied lasagne. I could,nt find it in the "main courses" part of the menu. imagine my surprise when I found it under "starters orders".




beat that for a crap joke.. oh mac you already have :lol:
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