Crap Joke #111

[MacV2]

A bloke from Istanbul left home to go and live in Warsaw.













However, after trying for 6 months, he was unable to learn a single word of the language or eat any local food without being sick.




















So he returned home, deciding that "You can't Polish a Turk"

















Right I'm off, I'll get me fez on the way out...

[AMCQ46]

that is one of the best so far..............





























but its a pretty low hurdle to pass based on some of the others

[lloydie]

MAde me laugh :-)

[MacV2]

that is one of the best so far..............





























but its a pretty low hurdle to pass based on some of the others

Oi ! I resent that remark ... This ones good but not as good as 'The crippled grey horse' IMO

I'm trying my hardest to enrich the joyless lives of the forum masses with a little humour, admittedly very little humour, all plundered from another source.

I claim no author credits for the 'crap jokes' series of jokes, unlike the fabulous hand crafted 'Four Storms went in to a bar' ( http://www.vtr1000.org/phpBB3/viewtopic ... ar#p214295 ) joke I posted last year.

With currently at time of writing 591 views for crap joke 101 to crap joke 111, my aim of more traffic on the joke board has seemed to work, if only one person actually laughs, even if it is only lloydie, I have succeeded in my evil plan.

Yes they are crap jokes, but you should read some of the ones I don't post. It's not easy reading through all this material & deciding which ones are suitable for a family forum. Don't want another ''Two girls one cup'' outrage on me hands, plus there would be a lot of wombles on these pages as well. (I'll have to find some wombles jokes now just to confuse things...)

[VTRDark]

That does not mean anything. I just have a quick view just get rid of them as unread posts flashing up.

And your right about Black storms having a bit of bear i them, Grrrrr

(:-})

[MacV2]

That does not mean anything. I just have a quick view just get rid of them as unread posts flashing up.

And your right about Black storms having a bit of bear i them, Grrrrr

(:-})

Quick view is still a view Carl.

When I said Bear I was thinking more along the lines of this sort of bear...

[VTRDark]

I don't care, but I like a bit of honey.

(:-})