Youngsters Today!!!

[cupasoop]

An adorable little girl, all blond curls and blue eyes walks into a petshop and asks in the sweetist little lisp: 'Excuthe me mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?'

The shopkeeper's heart melts and he gets down on his knees so that he is on her level, and asks: 'Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle brown wabbit over there?'

She, blushing, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice,

'I dont fink my python weally givth a phuck.'

[terrier]

A guy I work with telling, why he does not address unknown children any more...

Once, speaking to a cute little child:

- Oh, and whose little sweet girl you are?
- F**k you, cretin, I'm a boy!