Confession#2

[silver storm]

A guy goes to confession and says bless me father for I have sinned he said I nearly committed adultery the priest says what do you mean you nearly committed adultery the guy says he rubbed against it but didn't put it in the priest says rubbing against it is the same as putting it in say 10 hail Mary's and put £20 in the box for the poor the guy says the prayers and on the way out stops at the box for the poor he takes out £20 goes to put it in the box and changes his mind and puts it back in his pocket the priest sees this and runs over he says I saw that you never put the money in the box the guy says I rubbed it against it according to you that's the same as putting it in.
Stevie

[lloydie]

i like it