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iggy1966
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Perfect day.

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THE PERFECT DAY - FOR HER

8.15 Wake up to hugs and kisses.
8.30 Weigh in 2Kg lighter than yesterday.
8.45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants, open
presents (expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner).
9.15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil.
10.00 Light work out at club with sexy funny personal trainer.
10.30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry.
12.00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe.
12.45 Catch sight of partner's ex and notices she has gained 17kg.
1.00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit.
3.00 Nap.
4.00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card is from secret admirer.
4.15 Light work out at club, followed by massage from strong but gentle
hunk, who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body.
5.30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade before full
length mirror.
7.30 Candle lit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments
received from other diners/dancers.
10.00 Hot shower (alone).
10:50 Carried to bed . . . (freshly ironed, crisp, new, white linen).
11.00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling.
11.15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms.

THE PERFECT DAY - FOR HIM

6.00 Alarm.
6.15 Blow job.
6.30 Massive satisfying sh1t while reading the sports section.
7.00 Breakfast: rump steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all cooked by
naked,buxom wench who bends over a lot.
7.30 Limo arrives.
7.45 Several Beers en-route to airport.
9.15 Flight in personal Lear Jet.
9.30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow job en-route).
9.45 Play front nine - 2 under par
11.45 Lunch - Pie, chips and gravy, 3 lagers and a bottle of Dom Perignon.
12.15 Blow job.
12.30 Play back nine - 4 under par
2.15 Limo back to the airport (Several Rumbos).
2.30 Fly to Cairns .
3.30 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew, all nude who
also bend over a lot.
4.30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs) - on light tackle.
5.00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Imogen Bailey (bending over...
naturally).
6.45 sh1t, Shower and Shave.
7.00 Watch news: Michael Jackson assassinated; cannabis legalised.
7.30 Dinner: lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy fillet
steak followed by Ice-cream served on a big pair of tits.
9.00 Napoleon Brandy and Habanos cigar in front of wall-size TV as you watch
the World Cup, England win.
9.30 Sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies... some bending
over).
11.00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing ale.
11.30 A night cap blow job.
11.45 In bed alone.
11.50 A 22 second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to
leave the room
11.51 Laugh yourself to sleep
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
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If only dreams came to reality only once, that would be it..........
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Post by tattie »

I have tears in my eyes :lol: :lol:

A real cracker.

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dream

Post by tony.wilde1 »

personally RQ i wouldnt like to have me hair done and go to the gym twice a day :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by RQ »

Its the "4.15 Light work out at club, followed by massage from strong but gentle hunk, who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body." that does it for me Tony. 8O 8O 8O
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ooooh

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by curly »

Excellent!

Especially women bending over a lot!!!

I love it! :D :D :D

Curly
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hmm

Post by tony.wilde1 »

curly..you mean fit women bending over right?not large ones cos then it'll be like a cat crawling into a vat of dough!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by RQ »

The following came to mind after reading Tony's last post. It is not really work safe (or is it?!?)

http://www.abercon.co.uk/vtr1000/gallery/734.jpg
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Post by curly »

Yes Tony,

I do only mean fit women!

But I do think Dawn French is quite attractive, but I wouldn't want her to bend over in front of me !!!!! :lol: :wink:

Curly
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