Scots... :D

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I said to my mate, "I've been trying to teach my new flat mate to speak English today. It's wombles hard work, he's from one of those backwards, third world countries."

He said, "Is he African?"

I said, "No, Scottish."
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Careful there young Virty, there's a lot of Scots on this site. And am not just talking about the immigrants.

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Virt wrote:I said to my mate, "I've been trying to teach my new flat mate to speak English today. It's ferking hard work, he's from one of those backwards, third world countries."

He said, "Is he African?"

I said, "No, Scottish."
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I'm officially offended. :thumbdown:
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He should have put an FAO AMCQ in the title. :roll:

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Hi M8tey .. you'll know why Emperor Hadrian started and finished later
a building project in AD 117.. to keep em out and us safe .. alas
in the fullness of time things didnt work out that way..good roads
though... :P
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I guess he is getting worried about the lack of attention :(

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I would have thought It a good idea to at least wait till after Al has done his CCT's for that post...
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Particularly on this occasion section 1 applies to this thread

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: he's gone very quiet
or right jazz calm down calm down :Computer Punch:
and then maybe :Group Hug:
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come on young William [fine Scottish name :D ], we are waiting for the groveling apology..........then we can move to the group hug where you accidently get suffocated :lol:

or has Jazz barred you already :wink:
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:rip: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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MacV2 wrote:I would have thought It a good idea to at least wait till after Al has done his CCT's for that post...
im sure al will still insert them for him, it just wont be in his bike :Boxing: :Boxing:
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AMCQ46 wrote:I guess he is getting worried about the lack of attention :(

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fat lip spring to mind
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:lol: :lol: :lol: turned into quite a funny thread now. Oh the impetuousness of youth
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