A man runs out of fuel in the middle of nowhere and there is no petrol stations for miles, he starts crying. A bee comes up to him and says "What's wrong".
the man says, "I've run out of fuel and there's no petrol stations for miles"
the bee says "hang on ill call my friends."
his friends turn up and go into the fuel tank
after a minute they all come out
the man asks the bee, "What have you put in my tank"
the bee says "BP"...
OK Ok I'll buzz off now...
Crap joke #174
Crap joke #174
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...
Re: Crap joke #174
lol..........I thought that was piss poor..........but not bad for an invalid
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Re: Crap joke #174
That I found good :-)