Irish car accident

[turbo_billy]

A farmer named Paddy had a car accident. He was hit by a truck owned by the Eversweet Company.


In court, the Eversweet Company's hot-shot solicitor was questioning Paddy.

'Didn't you say to the police at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?' asked the solicitor.



Paddy responded: 'Well, I'll tell you what happened. I'd just loaded my fav'rit cow, Bessie, into da... '

'I didn't ask for any details', the solicitor interrupted. 'Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'?'

Paddy said, 'Well, I'd just got Bessie into da trailer and I was drivin' down da road.... '

The solicitor interrupted again and said,'Your Honour, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the police on the scene that he was fine. Now several weeks after the accident, he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question. '

By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Paddy's answer and said to the solicitor: 'I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favourite cow, Bessie'.


Paddy thanked the Judge and proceeded. 'Well as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my fav'rit cow, into de trailer and was drivin' her down de road when this huge Eversweet truck and trailer came tundering tru a stop sign and hit me trailer right in da side. I was trown into one ditch and Bessie was trown into da udder. By Jaysus I was hurt, very bad like, and didn't want to move. However, I could hear old Bessie moanin' and groanin'. I knew she was in terrible pain just by her groans.

Shortly after da accident, a policeman on a motorbike turned up. He could hear Bessie moanin' and groanin' too, so he went over to her. After he looked at her, and saw her condition, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes.

Den da policeman came across de road, gun still in hand, looked at me, and said, 'How are you feelin'?'


'Now, wot da fock would you say?'

[VTRDark]

That was good, but the best bit was I read it with an Irish accent.

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[macdee]

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[VTRDark]

There's also a rule about back seat moderators.

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[macdee]

what number would that be

[VTRDark]

I will make it easy for you.
http://www.vtr1000.org/phpBB3/viewtopic ... 54#p154182

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[macdee]

ah you mean something like this

As previously said if you had explained a bit of background and had not just posted a link then the response would have been very different. The reason it has had so many views is because a lot of us including myself are subscribed to most topics on here. We then get an email to say that a new post has been posted in which case one views it.

I got very frustrated with the same post coming up multiple times and considered it to be spam as it was being spread across the board. If you was unsure of where to post, maybe you should have read the rules and regs first and then introduced yourself in the Welcome Inn. This would have been the perfect opportunity to build up the minimum required posts before you could post in the appropriate section. If you had been bothered to read the rules and regs in the first place you would have then realised that a minimum number of posts was required.

[8541Hawk]

Well maybe it's because I'm new but that made no sense at all......

[VTRDark]

As previously said if you had explained a bit of background and had not just posted a link then the response would have been very different. The reason it has had so many views is because a lot of us including myself are subscribed to most topics on here. We then get an email to say that a new post has been posted in which case one views it.

I got very frustrated with the same post coming up multiple times and considered it to be spam as it was being spread across the board. If you was unsure of where to post, maybe you should have read the rules and regs first and then introduced yourself in the Welcome Inn. This would have been the perfect opportunity to build up the minimum required posts before you could post in the appropriate section. If you had been bothered to read the rules and regs in the first place you would have then realised that a minimum number of posts was required.

You forgot to quote me.

Now where's my grave digging picture.

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[macdee]

your right i didn't quote you thanks for removing all doubt
may as well put the hole lot in you no what they say practice what you preach

As previously said if you had explained a bit of background and had not just posted a link then the response would have been very different. The reason it has had so many views is because a lot of us including myself are subscribed to most topics on here. We then get an email to say that a new post has been posted in which case one views it.

I got very frustrated with the same post coming up multiple times and considered it to be spam as it was being spread across the board. If you was unsure of where to post, maybe you should have read the rules and regs first and then introduced yourself in the Welcome Inn. This would have been the perfect opportunity to build up the minimum required posts before you could post in the appropriate section. If you had been bothered to read the rules and regs in the first place you would have then realised that a minimum number of posts was required.

Yes you have advertised as a business user on ebay which is not the best place for a legitimate professional businesses to advertise and as far as I knew you could have been a back street trader. Maybe the link should have linked to your dedicated business website which would have given you a bit more credibility.

I have a genuine hatred for spammers and therefore I made a flippant comment regarding punching you in the face, I am as old as I feel, and at that moment in time I felt like I was back in my youth and wanting a fight with a spammer. I should not have made the comment and I apologise for that.

And no I am not proud of having to report something on here but wished to let others know that it had been reported so they don't report it too and flood the admin with emails.

It is a very special bike you have there and would be ideal for a collector. I don't think it is quite in the market of being officially classed as a classic just yet and therefore I think the price should be just under the original price when they first came onto the market. That is just my opinion though.

I wish you luck with the sale.

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[VTRDark]

Brilliant!!! That's one of the all time forum classic moments that. Funny as wombles One of my better moments.

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[macdee]

[agentpineapple]

i thought it was a very funny joke, so it was, to be sure, to be sure.......POTATO!!!!!
you gotta love the joke section, lets face it, probably britians finset attribute, is the fact that we can laugh at ourselves.........

[macdee]

i thought it was a very funny joke, so it was, to be sure, to be sure.......POTATO!!!!!
you gotta love the joke section, lets face it, probably britians finset attribute, is the fact that we can laugh at ourselves.........

didn't realize that Ireland was in Britain

[agentpineapple]

i thought it was a very funny joke, so it was, to be sure, to be sure.......POTATO!!!!!
you gotta love the joke section, lets face it, probably britians finset attribute, is the fact that we can laugh at ourselves.........

didn't realize that Ireland was in Britain

fair point, then you guys have no sense of humor.