An American joke.......

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Two California blonds were talking one day and the first turns and asks,

"Which do you think is closer, NY City or the Moon?"

The second turns and says "Hello, can you see NY City?"
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Fittingly bad, but nice you worked NYC into it.

Guys, dont hold this joke against our country.
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Guess I can't win......lol

Are jokes about extraterrestrials acceptable.......... :crazy:
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Sorry Dude but now your being 'Blondist'... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:clap:
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I found it funny and the other one to be sure .
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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MacV2 wrote:Sorry Dude but now your being 'Blondist'... :lol: :lol: :lol:
Now that right there is funny...... :thumbup:
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8541Hawk wrote:
MacV2 wrote:Sorry Dude but now your being 'Blondist'... :lol: :lol: :lol:
Now that right there is funny...... :thumbup:
:shh: :shh: Don't say that, you'll only encourage him more :crazy: :thumbdown: :lol: :lol:
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So what exactly are you trying to say about us balding people?

:lol:
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tony.mon wrote:So what exactly are you trying to say about us balding people?

:lol:
Only balding? When you catch up and join the bald club I'll let you know, till then all I will say is get a hair cut you hippy.......lol :thumbup:
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8541Hawk wrote:
tony.mon wrote:So what exactly are you trying to say about us balding people?

:lol:
Only balding? When you catch up and join the bald club I'll let you know, till then all I will say is get a hair cut you hippy.......lol :thumbup:
hippy.........why are you bringing carl into this.......... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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hippy.........why are you bringing carl into this.....
And that on my chest. :lol:

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cybercarl wrote:
hippy.........why are you bringing carl into this.....
And that on my chest. :lol:

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Loud pipes don't save lives, knowing how to ride your bike will save your life.
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