Crap joke #186

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Crap joke #186

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After being ill for a week, Marty's Nan got a doctor to give him a home visit. As he woke from a sleep, the doctor was by his bed shaking his head.



"I've been looking through your records Mr. Spanish, and it doesn't look good" said the doctor.



"Oh my god" Said Marty nervously. "Is it that bad doc?"













"I'd say so" he said. "Earth, Wind and Fires greatest hits, Barbra Streisand, Barry Manilow. What the hell were you thinking when you bought these?"
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Oh God.

Forgive him.
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Nothing wrong with any of those records. :roll:

:lol:

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cybercarl wrote:Nothing wrong with any of those records. :roll:

:lol:

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I didn't understand the joke because it's all before my time.. Now I get it though, it's hippy music? :lol: :lol:
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You telling me you have never heard of Barbra Streisand :Shock1: Have you heard of the Beatles :lol:

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:lol: Heard of her, but never heard her. So can't really comment, hence joke going WHOOSH over my head :lol: And yes, everyone knows the beatles. Unless your idea of fun is sitting at the back of the bus in a shellsuit tortuing everyone else by playing crap through the speaker on your phone. In which case you probably drowned in the gene pool :thumbup:
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:lol:
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