...bout of bickering on here re apparently offensive jokes.
Sorry in advance if this offends anyone, but it should make at least one person happy/chortle...
Of course you don't have to read it that's your choice.
Due to the government spy scandal, sales of the classic George Orwell book '1984' have skyrocketed.
So the fallout is worse than we thought.
It's making Americans read.....
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Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...
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Yeah once we get that figured out you guys might be in trouble.............. 
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Loud pipes don't save lives, knowing how to ride your bike will save your life.
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8541Hawk wrote:Yeah once we get that figured out you guys night be in trouble..............
Why at night Hawk is that a time difference thing?Do you lot still have to have that stupid notice on the mirrors ? ''objects may be closer'' or whatever it is ?
Still trying to work that one out as well...
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...
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It's only 5pm here right now......
and I have fat fingers..... though the girlies like it..... 
Yes the do still have that for the wonderful drivers we have here......
and I have fat fingers.....
though the girlies like it..... Yes the do still have that for the wonderful drivers we have here......
Loud pipes don't save lives, knowing how to ride your bike will save your life.
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Just for you Hawk...Hope there arn't too many words to take in...
A US Army Ranger was on holiday in Louisiana and he was hell bent on buying a pair of genuine leather alligator boots, but the soldier did not want to pay the exorbitantly high prices for the shoes. One day he was trying to haggle with a salesman, but the gentleman behind the counter wouldn't lower the price.
"Maybe I'll just go and find an alligator so I can get a pair of my own god damned shoes at a reasonable price!" the Ranger said.
"Go ahead," replied the salesman. "Two Marines just came in here a few hours before you did and said the same thing."
The Ranger went out to the swamp and was wading waist deep through the water with his knife drawn when he came upon the two Marines.
Suddenly, a nearby alligator dove underneath the water and began swimming toward them.
In a flash, the Marines lifted the creature out of the water and strangled it to death.
They then proceeded to drag it to shore where ten other dead alligators lay.
They flipped it onto its back and looked at its feet.
One of the Marines said: "God dammit, this one doesn't have any shoes either!"
A US Army Ranger was on holiday in Louisiana and he was hell bent on buying a pair of genuine leather alligator boots, but the soldier did not want to pay the exorbitantly high prices for the shoes. One day he was trying to haggle with a salesman, but the gentleman behind the counter wouldn't lower the price.
"Maybe I'll just go and find an alligator so I can get a pair of my own god damned shoes at a reasonable price!" the Ranger said.
"Go ahead," replied the salesman. "Two Marines just came in here a few hours before you did and said the same thing."
The Ranger went out to the swamp and was wading waist deep through the water with his knife drawn when he came upon the two Marines.
Suddenly, a nearby alligator dove underneath the water and began swimming toward them.
In a flash, the Marines lifted the creature out of the water and strangled it to death.
They then proceeded to drag it to shore where ten other dead alligators lay.
They flipped it onto its back and looked at its feet.
One of the Marines said: "God dammit, this one doesn't have any shoes either!"
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...
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Semper Fi........
Loud pipes don't save lives, knowing how to ride your bike will save your life.
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To boldly go where no man has gone before 
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