Crap joke #207...Llopydie strikes again...

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Crap joke #207...Llopydie strikes again...

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Lloydie was shipwrecked on an isolated island with nobody for company except his faithful dog. Life was getting monotonous until one day he spotted a sheep on the other side of the island.

Slowly approaching the sheep, he managed to get it into position and was about to mount it when suddenly his dog gave out a frantic bark and he had to give up the idea.

A second and subsequent attempts by the man to approach the sheep from the rear met with similar frustrations.

Then one day, a pretty girl was washed ashore almost lifeless, a victim of another shipwreck. After some furious efforts at resuscitation, Lloydie managed to revive the girl.

The girl thanked Lloydie profusely.

"I'm so grateful I'd do anything for you. Anything." she said.

"Good!" said the love-struck Lloydie happily...





























"Can you watch my dog for fifteen minutes?"















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Re: Crap joke #207...Llopydie strikes again...

Post by lumpyv »

that's not a baaaahd joke

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Re: Crap joke #207...Llopydie strikes again...

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That's a good one mac :Thumbup:
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Re: Crap joke #207...Llopydie strikes again...

Post by Saintsman27 »

been anywhere lake bala in wales recently.. :wtf:
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