It's a little bit fishy...

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It's a little bit fishy...

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Fishtastic Songs & Artists...

Bass! How low can you go - Simon Harris
Prawn to be Wild - Steppenfish
Cod only Knows - Beach Boys
Shark the Herald Angels Sing - Christmas carol
Mollusc Kintyre - Wings
Return of the Mackeral - Mark Morrison
Eels of Steel - Saxon
Lady Crab Driver - Prince
Cuttle be the Day - Buddy Holly
Hotel Calamari - The Eagles
We've Gotta Get Outta this Plaice - The Animals
Motorhead - Ace Of Skates
Status Quo - Paper Plaice
Duran Duran - View To A Krill
I Believe in Farther CodPlaice- Emmerson Lake & Flounder
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Sole Man- James Brown Trout
Silverfish's Mother - Dr Hook
Trawl Along the Watchtower
The Lionfish Sleeps Tonight- Tight Fit
Elvers Ain't Dead- (can't remember)

and if you want classics:

The Barbel of Seville
or anything by Salmon Davis Jr, or Catfish Stevens, or Boney M
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Dark Side of the Moon - Pink Floyd (Moon fish) :D
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Wait there's Moray...

A Bream Goes on Forever - Codd Rundgren
Roehemian Crabsody - Queen
Rock'n'Sole Music / I Feel Like I'm Fixin' To Fry - Country Joe & the Fish
To Cut a John Dory Short - Spandau Fillet
Bream a Little Bream of Me - Mama Bass
Duck in the Middle with You - Stealers' Eel
Sole Man - Salmon Dave
The Bream - Jerry Bock and Sheldon Harnick (from the musical "Tiddler on the Roof")
Whale on Whaler / Cod Only Knows - The Beach Buoys
The Shrimp / Neon Meat Dream of an Octafish - Captain Beefheart
Jimmy Mackerel - Martha & the Vandellas
Drive My Carp - The Beatles
Subterranean Catfish Blues- Bob Dylan
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tony.mon wrote:Sole Man- James Brown Trout
Silverfish's Mother - Dr Hook
Trawl Along the Watchtower
The Lionfish Sleeps Tonight- Tight Fit
Elvers Ain't Dead- (can't remember)

and if you want classics:

The Barbel of Seville
or anything by Salmon Davis Jr, or Catfish Stevens, or Boney M
Good effort Tony, but you surprise me in not attributing 'Trawl Along The Watchtower' to either Rod Dylan or Jimi Baitbox...(sorry that was awful & sacrilege...)
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darkember wrote:Dark Side of the Moon - Pink Floyd (Moon fish) :D
Bit Poor that one Darkie...

Pike...I've got a pike you can ride it if you like it's got ect ect...

Careful with that Hake, Eugene.

Comfortably Bream.

Intermullet Overdrive.

Obscured by Cod's.

One of these Dace.

I could go on Conger, but I'll Ell'v it there...
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One for Al...

Alternative Chubsuker- Stiff Fish Fingers.
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OK I will have a go.

Paul McCarpney - Pipes of Plaice

:roll:

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cybercarl wrote:OK I will have a go.

Paul McCarpney - Pipes of Plaice

:roll:

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:roll: Indeed when you could have gone for...

Ebony & Anchovy - McArtney & Wonder.
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Then there's...

Can You Filet? - The Jacksons
Herring of Fire - Johnny Cash
Come on and Do the Conga - Black Plaice
Whitebait in Hammersmith Palais - The Clash

I'll see your :roll:

& raise it with a :roll: :roll:
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:lol: :lol:

:Fish1:

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cybercarl wrote::lol: :lol:

:Fish1:

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I'm actually glad I don't understand about 90% of these :lol:
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Here's some from that well known rock combo...

Fish No More. :Rock:

We Crab A Lot.
mac fluid.
Everything's Wrasses.
Falling To Plaice's
Midlife Turbot.
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Love Congers All- yes
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