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Crap joke # 215

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It's Christmas Eve and Santa drops down the chimney of this big house to be confronted by a beautiful blonde dressed only in a very short nighty .......

" Oh Santa do you fancy staying for a while "

" Sorry but I'm very , very busy tonight "

The blonde drops the nighty to the floor to reveal all

" I'll have to stay now " says Santa

" What changed your mind Santa " asks the blonde

" I can't get back up the chimney " replies Santa .
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That's quite good.

Too good for a crap joke.

Hence I will be contacting my lawyers Sue, Grabbit & Scarper Attorneys of Law, re your plagiarism of the Crap Joke Trade mark owned by Acme Industries International Corp.
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looks like we have to nominate Mac to moderate the jokes section of teh Forum.........make sure every joke has a punchline if it is supposed to be funny, and is not funny if it is supposed to be crap............oh, and there are no offensive comments about Scots :lol:
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Are you mad Sir, put Mac in charge of something! What a horrendous prospect. Anyway he's not allowed to play with anything sharper than a sponge unsupervised.
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AMCQ46 wrote:looks like we have to nominate Mac to moderate the jokes section of teh Forum.........make sure every joke has a punchline if it is supposed to be funny, and is not funny if it is supposed to be crap............oh, and there are no offensive comments about Scots :lol:
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AMCQ46 wrote:looks like we have to nominate Mac to moderate the jokes section of teh Forum.........make sure every joke has a punchline if it is supposed to be funny, and is not funny if it is supposed to be crap............oh, and there are no offensive comments about Scots :lol:
As I posted there is nothing wrong with the joke as such...It's quite good.

It's the blatant plagiarism of the crap jokes franchise of crap jokes.

Clearly posting a joke that is not crap under the banner ''Crap Joke'' is wrong. Plus it will devalue the title of 'Crap Joke'

Hundreds of my loyal Crap Joke followers will log on to not laugh at my latest Crap Joke & read something that may in fact make them laugh...

That is why I'm getting the lawyers involved...

IMO the Scots are fair game Jimmy...

We all better duck anyway as a new post has been made with an Irish content & you remember what happened last time...


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MacV2 wrote: We all better duck anyway as a new post has been made with an Irish content & you remember what happened last time...


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yes spotted that...............if only we had a moderator on the jokes section this bloodshed could have been prevented 8O
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I'm going to point out that it's not my crime this time, I am innocent :lol:

Good joke though :thumbup: :lol:

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in law grey areas are a little subjective, so "offensive" may be challenged by some, best leave it to Mac QC, off to find out if there is an Irish case coming before his beak (that doesn't sound right somehow)
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BigVeeGrin wrote:in law grey areas are a little subjective, so "offensive" may be challenged by some, best leave it to Mac QC, off to find out if there is an Irish case coming before his beak (that doesn't sound right somehow)
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Hey it wasn't me this time....... :angel: lol
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