The REAL Crap joke #217

[MacV2]

Well this one will right the wrongs of the bogus Crap Jokes poster & get the numbers back in line...

It's a doozy of a crap joke I tell Yer...

If this one doesn't make you groan nothing will...well apart from Lloydies strange sex toy in his garage, but I doubt that will be a groan, more like a scream...

Here it is then possibly the Crapest Crap joke yet...


Ready...?


Here we go then...


You were warned remember !














I went out to watch the meteor shower last night.




At one end of the street was a banana split with gravy and at the other end was a bowl of custard with sausages....

















I thought to myself ''these streets are strangely desserted ''







Wahh, Wahh, Wahhhh.....

[VTRDark]

Yep that's crap but somehow I don't think it's the crappiest.

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[agentpineapple]

i like that one, it ain't at all crap, you must try harder mac, your losing your crappy touch.........

[Hairy biker]

Yep that's crap but somehow I don't think it's the crappiest.

(:-})

You mean there's crapper jokes than that

[MacV2]

Yep that's crap but somehow I don't think it's the crappiest.

(:-})

You mean there's crapper jokes than that

Oh yes !

[Hairy biker]

Yep that's crap but somehow I don't think it's the crappiest.

(:-})

You mean there's crapper jokes than that

Oh yes !

Wow I almost can't wait....almost

[MacV2]

Oh yes !

Wow I almost can't wait....almost

You don't have to wait...

Just scroll down ther are another 116 of them...

[lloydie]

Well done mac that's the crap on the year

[VTRDark]

You mean there's crapper jokes than that

Yes that;s what I mean. Just as I have been pointing out Mac's bad English as well. Doh

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[Kev L]

You mean there's crapper jokes than that

Yes that;s what I mean. Just as I have been pointing out Mac's bad English as well. Doh

(:-})

Pot, Kettle!!!!!!!!

[MacV2]

You mean there's crapper jokes than that

Yes that;s what I mean. Just as I have been pointing out Mac's bad English as well. Doh

(:-})

Pot, Kettle!!!!!!!!

Yeah Carlis, ther nish wrong wid mi Enoglish, ya fat fingerd noob ed...

[Virt]

You mean there's crapper jokes than that

Yes that;s what I mean. Just as I have been pointing out Mac's bad English as well. Doh

(:-})

Pot, Kettle!!!!!!!!

Could have sworn the phrase was Pot, Kettle, Black

[Kev L]

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Pot, Kettle!!!!!!!![/quote]

Could have sworn the phrase was Pot, Kettle, Black [/quote]
But you knew exactly what I meant I couldn't bring myself to mention the colour of satans semen!!!
The other phrase which springs to mind is "let he who is without sin cast the first stone"!! Let's just say there won't be too many stones flying about on here.

[Virt]

But you knew exactly what I meant I couldn't bring myself to mention the colour of satans semen!!!
The other phrase which springs to mind is "let he is without sin cast the first stone"!! Let's just say there won't be too many stones flying about on here.

You're just jealous of the speed Kev. But, look at it in a different light. As you get old, you tend to get y'know.. Physically and mentally weaker, and that's OK! What you did by buying a blue one was very sensible, as your body weakens and you struggle to hold on at speeds over 35mph and you can't process information fast enough, blue is the best colour for you. While we are all obsessed with our speed, you can enjoy the finer things and admire the scenery in perfect safety.
I'm jealous of your foresight, not your actual eyesight though cause that probably went donkey's years ago

[Kev L]

Come back and talk to me when you don't have to stand on a chair to reach puberty young pup!!!!