Tourist's idea of British Policemen
A penguin has been arrested by the police for violating the traffic rules.
Police seargent brings him to the police department and in front of his boss:
- Sir, this bird has been violating traffic tules by crossing the road illegaly while red light was on, what should I do with him?
- Well, if you don't mind, take him to the zoo, please
Three hours later, same bird, same policeman:
- Sir, we visited the zoo, what next?