Crap joke #242

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Crap joke #242

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Stephen Hawking went on his first date in 10 years,

and when he got back,

his glasses were smashed,

he had a broken wrist,

a twisted ankle

and grazed knees...














... Apparently she'd stood him up.
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:lol: I shouldn't find that funny but I do.

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And they just keep getting better.... I mean worse, worse is what I mean. definitely worse!
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I'm liking this one..... :wink:
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So wrong but very funny
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:lol: :lol:
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:lol:
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Strange! the sicker they are, the funnier they are, loving it mate :lol:
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:lol: :lol:

I tried not to laugh, I don't want to go to hell ;)
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Ah there's me being all PC all this time & finally I find out what you sick bastids laugh at... :roll:
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MacV2 wrote:Ah there's me being all PC all this time & finally I find out what you sick bastids laugh at... :roll:
Cripples like you? :wink: :lol:
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Virt wrote:
MacV2 wrote:Ah there's me being all PC all this time & finally I find out what you sick bastids laugh at... :roll:
Cripples like you? :wink: :lol:
Now there's no need for that sort of thing Virt, name calling will get you no where in life, you long haired freak streak of piss nob end geek.

BTW the left hook still works fine & the uppercut isn't too shabby either.
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Virt wrote:
MacV2 wrote:Ah there's me being all PC all this time & finally I find out what you sick bastids laugh at... :roll:
Cripples like you? :wink: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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lloydie wrote:
Virt wrote:
MacV2 wrote:Ah there's me being all PC all this time & finally I find out what you sick bastids laugh at... :roll:
Cripples like you? :wink: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
You can watch it as well Frog Face !

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sorry Mc'broken of grain :clap:
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