Carp joke #244

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MacV2
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Carp joke #244

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Now this one is a stinker...





...you have been warned...






...prepare to groan out loud...





...Tut loudly in disappointment...






...ready...?...



















There are a lot of tales about a biblical ship that only carried a certain species of fish.




















It was a multi-storey carp ark.















See I told you... :tumbleweed:
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...
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groan...........tut........
































mild snigger :shh:
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Virt
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Re: Carp joke #244

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The puns. They bring me pain. :lol:
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!! Really :lol:
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:lol:
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Shitting hell, they are getting worserer.
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Re: Carp joke #244

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Somebody's been opening the Christmas crackers before Crimbo. :lol:

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You all had plenty of warning... :lol:
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Re: Carp joke #244

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speechless!!!!!!!!!! :roll:
SH#T HAPPENS!!!!!!!!
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