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With appologies...

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...to any one of our members that may find the following offensive...Sorry, I'm really really sorry...


Now that's out of the way here's the JOKE & it is just a JOKE copied from another site & I take no responsibility for any offence caused or slander intended.

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A truck driver transporting an order of eggs from a farm in Liverpool to Manchester spots two motorcyclists and their bike at the side of the road. He decides to pull over and asks where they are going.

"Where only going as far as Manchester lah!" says one of the riders. "Well, I shouldn't coz its illegal" says the driver "but I'm going that way and seeing as you're both scousers like me you can put your bike in the back and i'll drop you off there".

"Nice one!" says the riders. "Just one thing though" says the driver "you'll have to stay in the back yourselves and support the bike because I got 10,000 Scouse eggs in there!"

"Haha! No worries" say the riders and they hop in the back of the truck with the bike and continue on there way.

As they reach Manchester, the truck is stopped by a local police man. "You were going a bit slow there weren't you mate" Says the copper. "Yeah sorry about that officer" says the driver nervously "I've got "10,000 Scouse eggs in the back there."

"10,000 'Scouse' eggs?" Says the copper "Open it up." Reluctantly the driver unlatches the back for the copper, who opens the truck to find the eggs, 2 fellas and a bike in the bike. "ALRITE LAH!" Say the bikers, knowing they've been copped.

Panicking, the copper runs back to his car and radios dispatch ...






"MAYDAY MAYDAY This is PC 7643 ! Send everything we have to my position right now! I just pulled over a truck with 10,000 scouse eggs....






"TWO OF THEM HAVE HATCHED AND THEY'VE ALREADY STOLE A F****** MOTORBIKE!"



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Did I say sorry?


I really didn't mean to offend any Policemen who may be reading because this JOKE makes that one look a right Fool... :wink:
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I found it funny :lol:
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:lol: :lol: That was a good one.

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I enjoyed that :thumbup:
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:lol: :lol: :clap:
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:thumbup: :beer:
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Oh gawd I must be slipping... :lol:

However I haven't classed it as a ''Crap Joke''TM so I reckon I'm alright...
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:clap: Con 7643 Merseyside Police whoever that person is
might laff also .. :thumbup:
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Like it :wave: :thumbup:
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egg slent.
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Cracking joke....... :lol:
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