"Let's settle this like men." I said to the bloke at the pub who wanted to fight.
So we both stood outside looking at our wives waiting them to say something.
Married...? Hurump now.
Single...? Snigger now.
Recently Engaged...? You may snigger now but don't get used to it.
One for All the Married Men out there...
One for All the Married Men out there...
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...