Crap joke #251

[MacV2]

Marty's just been offered the lead role in the new West end version 'The Elephant Man'...

He can't act at all but they said they'll save a fortune on makeup.























Pick the bun's up on the way out Marty...

[Jamoi]

After Marty rejected the request, they gave me a call, so I said sure!

So I turned up, pulled the pockets out of my trousers and unzipped my flies!

[MacV2]

After Marty rejected the request, they gave me a call, so I said sure!

So I turned up, pulled the pockets out of my trousers and unzipped my flies!

Er yeah Jamie right, it's a serious production Mate...Drama not a comedy. They normally only need opera glasses at the back not the front row as well.

[Jamoi]

Oh wait...