A plane takes off:
- Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen, this your captain speaking. We are now set at our course to ..., our altitude is 30.000 feet and expected travel time... ... ... I wish you a nice trip etc.
the mic is still on, sh*t happens
- Aah, now I'd fancy a blow job and a coffe!
Stewardess hurries up towards cocpit to warn the captain. Suddenly and old gent sitting right before first class seats pulls her down:
- Don't forget the coffee, dear!
captain speaking
captain speaking
FLYING LOW