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Now I know that jokes will eventually get recycled on here but Kaz, could you not have waited more than a day to rehash terriers joke?
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Post by terrier »

well, cupasoop, you know, it's like listening to the CD you really like, REPEAT button and everything 8)

In Russian Cszar Army there was elite troop of hussares (?). Spending elite life of riding, fighting and partying; eventually they found out that their jokes could be numbered. Since everyone knows them anyway, it easier to karry out table conversation at the party:

Hussar 1:

- Joke #46

Everyone:

- Hahhhahhhaa!

Hussar 2:

- No, no, joke #76

- Hehheehee!

- Or #72!

- Hihhioohh!

Hussar 3:

- How about #93 then?

Hussar 2 slams Hussar 3 on the face:

- You animal, we are in the presence of the ladies ladies here!
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hmmmm

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that was "hands"you were holding out wasnt it kaz?
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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erm

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wrists? :lol: :lol:
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erm

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ok hands it is!! :lol:
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