Crap joke #261

[MacV2]

A bloke turned to me and said,





"I'm quite high up in the Association of British Clowns."






"A bigwig," I replied.








"Yeah, and a red nose."

[AMCQ46]

Mmmm..... A new low, not even a snigger

[Jamoi]

Oh dear...

*face meets palm*



Sent from my GT-19505 using Telekinesis

[MacV2]

I once convinced a friend that Clown shoes were only ever made from Kangaroo leather.

At first they were a bit sceptical about it, I started by saying that Kangaroo skin leather had been used in making bike leathers & gloves for some time as it was more abrasion resistant. However the bit left over from their legs was useless for anything else but Clown shoes due to it's shape. The long foot was ideal for this once tanned & dyed red.
I have to admit drugs & lots of alcohol were involved on the night in question, shortly after this the home made candle holder that had been employed for a bit of ambiance caught fire & nearly set the curtains alight...It was one of those nights...


Lloydie tired of sheep, came up with a novel way of grooming his next victim.

[VTRDark]

Nah here's Lloyd. I see Virts is trying to get in on the action too.



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[lloydie]

lmfao

[Virt]

Nah here's Lloyd. I see Virts is trying to get in on the action too.


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I'm innocent, why do you keep dragging me in on all of this

(Although that is a pretty funny gif )

[VTRDark]

And I thought Lloyd was teaching you things

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