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MacV2
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Crap joke #265

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People say that I'm useless at swimming.

I can't be that bad, I once managed to finish 1st out of about 25 million.
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Re: Crap joke #265

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I'd better tell immigration we have an illegal here !!!
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Re: Crap joke #265

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lloydie wrote:I'd better tell immigration we have an illegal here !!!
Why ?

Anyway I doubt Immigration would be interested,however if you do grass me up I'm off down the Old Bill Shop to give them the address of the
''The Midlands Sheep Shagging Serial Shagger'' (Copyright The Mirror group plc.) So Ner! Rasssssspppppp... :Tongue1:
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