Crap joke #272

MacV2 · Post by **MacV2** » Fri Nov 15, 2013 8:39 am

"Merry Christmas mate," says the chicken.

"Fek off," says the turkey.

I know I know it's far to early for the C word...

lloydie · Post by **lloydie** » Sat Nov 16, 2013 12:43 am

Go sit in the corner for mentioning the c word

MacV2 · Post by **MacV2** » Sat Nov 16, 2013 8:55 am

lloydie wrote:Go sit in the corner for mentioning the c word

Can I ware a red pointy hat with white fur trimmings...?

Virt · Post by **Virt** » Sat Nov 16, 2013 9:27 am

You can wear a white pointy hat with a capital D on it.

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MacV2 · Post by **MacV2** » Sat Nov 16, 2013 10:22 am

Virt wrote:You can wear a white pointy hat with a capital D on it.

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You gonna lend me yours then ?

Virt · Post by **Virt** » Sat Nov 16, 2013 10:25 am

Sure. One owner, never used

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MacV2 · Post by **MacV2** » Sat Nov 16, 2013 5:24 pm

Virt wrote:Sure. One owner, never used as cant work out how to use it.

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Tsk! Typical Yoot.

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