A Bentley just pulled up outside my house and a man in a sharp suit got out and came to the door.
I said "Have I won the Pools?"
"No" he replied "I'm just here to read your gas meter"
Crap joke #273
Crap joke #273
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...
Re: Crap joke #273
That's not a joke.....more like the truth to me, robbing b8stard 

Duffy1964
Yellow 1997 Storm R.I.P. Orange 2000 Streetfighter (Rufus), Red & Silver 1968 Triumph Trophy 650, Blue 2003 Storm Project, Red 2007 Montesa Cota Trials 250 & 1959 BSA D7 175cc Bantam Trials Project
Yellow 1997 Storm R.I.P. Orange 2000 Streetfighter (Rufus), Red & Silver 1968 Triumph Trophy 650, Blue 2003 Storm Project, Red 2007 Montesa Cota Trials 250 & 1959 BSA D7 175cc Bantam Trials Project
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Re: Crap joke #273
fiddler the lot of them