Crap joke #279 Attention Pete L

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Crap joke #279 Attention Pete L

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Pete went to see his Doctor...












''Doctor I keep having these terrible dreams where people slip and trip and suffer horrendous injuries...''





















The Doctor replied It's just a health and safety nightmare.



















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:clap: :clap: :clap:

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:Beer Popcorn: :wtf: :biker: :deadhorse1: :drunk:
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lloydie wrote::Beer Popcorn: :wtf: :biker: :deadhorse1: :drunk:
You forgot...

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No didn't forget it didn't want to associate its self with :biker: !
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:Ball Kick:
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I have night mares every time I think of your freaky wrist X-rays 8O
There could be a terrible accident if you ever took up hitch hiking :eek2


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Pete.L wrote::Ball Kick:
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I have night mares every time I think of your freaky wrist X-rays 8O
There could be a terrible accident if you ever took up hitch hiking :eek2


:lol: :lol: :lol:
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So your getting a new Mechano set for Christmas then. :lol:

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cybercarl wrote:So your getting a new Mechano set for Christmas then. :lol:

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Nope I've already got one thanks...don't really want any more TBH...

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I had "Techniks" when I was a yoof, you could even get pneumatic stuff to operate various moving parts. Infact, I'd happily spend an evening with a box of that stuff now!

Damn, my life is depressing! :lol:
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I could play with Lego for hours. :lol:

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