A man sees a sign outside a house - 'Talking Dog For Sale.' He rings the bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the back garden.
The man sees a very nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there.
"Do you really talk?" he asks the dog.
"Yes," the Labrador replies.
After recovering from the shock of hearing the dog talk, the man asks, "So, tell me your story."
The Labrador looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I was sold to the SAS. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one imagined that a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years".
"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at Heathrow Airport to do some undercover security work, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded several medals".
"Then I got married, had a few puppies, and now I've just retired."
The man is amazed. He goes back into the house and asks the owner how much he wants for the dog.
"Ten quid," the owner says.
"£10!!? But your dog is absolutely amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheaply?"
"Because he's a lying b8stard, he's never been out of the garden."
Dog For Sale
Dog For Sale
I'm so unlucky that if there is such a thing as re-incarnation I'll come back as me!
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Chris.
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I've always wondered what all my pets over the years would say about me if they could speak..
Good one though 
Good one though
Slowly approaching the more bikes than birthdays achievement
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Virt wrote:I've always wondered what all my pets over the years would say about me if they could speak..
Good one though
If your interested, read fluke by James Herbert!!
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Probably something like...''Oh god here comes that pleb again, rude, obnoxious, brain of slow worm & he stinks as well ...''Virt wrote:I've always wondered what all my pets over the years would say about me if they could speak..
Good one though
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...