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Crap joke #289

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If you're ever disappointed with what you receive this Christmas just remember somewhere, someone is unwrapping a Manchester United Shirt.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SK0Qy ... ta_player
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Pah It's not that bad...Alright I'll change it...
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If you're ever disappointed with what you receive this Christmas just remember somewhere, someone is unwrapping a Silver Storm.

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MacV2 wrote:If you're ever disappointed with what you receive this Christmas just remember somewhere, someone is unwrapping a little boy from Rugby!!!

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Thought that might make it more relevant to the recipient Mac :lol:
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TRUE THAT! :lol: :clap:
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Kev L wrote:
MacV2 wrote:If you're ever disappointed with what you receive this Christmas just remember somewhere, someone is unwrapping a little boy from Rugby!!!

There happy now...?
Thought that might make it more relevant to the recipient Mac :lol:
Un-tieing rather than unwrapping more likely Kev... :lol: :lol:
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Most folk will be stuffing the Turkey, but not Jamie, oh no, he has something else.................. :lol:
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Don't forget the Cranberry sauce ;)
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Mac you had to lower the tone by mentioning such a sport. :thumbdown:

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cybercarl wrote:Mac you had to lower the tone by mentioning such a sport. :thumbdown:

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