Crap joke #300

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MacV2
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Crap joke #300

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"Hey mate!" I said to this bloke from the AA. "I can't get the van started."

"And are you a member of the AA?" he asked.

"Er...No."

"Well I can sign you up. Our most comprehensive package with road side assistance, home start and a courtesy car is around £99."





















"Sod that. It only says 20p on the side of Postman Pat's van," I said pointing to my son sitting in one of the rides in the supermarket foyer.
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Re: Crap joke #300

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time to fetch your coat................the white one with the straps round the back :lol:
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Another typical example of the mentality of those who choose the red route!!!!!!! :wave:
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Kev L wrote:Another typical example of the mentality of those who choose the red route!!!!!!! :wave:
:lol: +1
SH#T HAPPENS!!!!!!!!
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