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Auto Sol
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Two englishmen open a shop in Argyle street in Glasgow and are sitting in the empty shop waiting on stock to be delivered. The first englishman says to his mate "bet you we have some nosey Scottish b*****d asking what we are selling." Sure enough within five minutes the door opens and a wee Glaswegian guy says "whit yous selling in here big man?" Englishman says "we're selling a**holes" Without missing a beat the Glaswegian comes back "yir doin well, only two left!"
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Was that in the KIlt shop :P

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Auto Sol wrote:Two englishmen open a shop in Argyle street in Glasgow and are sitting in the empty shop waiting on stock to be delivered. The first englishman says to his mate "bet you we have some nosey Scottish b*****d asking what we are selling." Sure enough within five minutes the door opens and a wee Glaswegian guy says "whit yous selling in here big man?" Englishman says "we're selling a**holes" Without missing a beat the Glaswegian comes back "yir doin well, only two left!"
Ha, excellent effort Autosol, quality :thumbup:
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