ACTUAL EXCUSE NOTES FROM PARENTS-including original spelling
Collected by the University Texas Medical Branch at Galveston
Dear School:
Pease ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.
Please excuse Gloria from Jim today.
She is administratiing.
Please excuse Roland from P. E. for a few days.
Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football.
He was hurt in the growing part.
Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.
Chris will not be in school cus he has a acre in his side.
Please excuse Ray Friday from school.
He has very loose vowels.
Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday.
He has (diahre) (dyrea) (direathe) the shits. [words were crossed out in the ('s
Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday.
He had diarrhea and his boots leak.
Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
Please excuse Jimmy for being.
It was his father's fault.
I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear.
Please excuse Jennifer fro missing school yesterday.
We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
Sally won't be in school a week from Friday.
We have to attend her funeral.
My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired.
She spent a weekend with the Marines.
Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday.
He had a cold and could not breed well.
Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday.
She was in bed with gramps.
Gloris was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.
Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.
Mayann was absent December 11 - 16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach.
Her sister was also sick, fever, and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all overr.
I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever.
There must be something going round, her father even got hot last night.
My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today.
Please execute him.
Please excuse Lisa for being absent.
She was sick and I had her shot.
