One point office dares...
1) Run one lap around the office at top speed.
2) Groan out loudly in the toilet cubicle (at least one other 'non-player'
must be in the toilet at the time).
3) Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
4) Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name
and say, "Just
called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."
5) To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your
ears and
grimace.
6) When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper
huskily, "Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!".
7) Leave your zip open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say,
"Sorry, I really prefer it this way".
Walk sideways to the photocopier. 9) While riding in a lift, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.
10) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want
fries with that.
Three point office dares...
1) Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-
barreled fingers.
2) Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did you get all
that, I don't want to have to repeat it".
3) Page yourself over the intercom (do NOT disguise your voice).
4) Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle
(there must be a 'non-player' within sight).
5) Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
6) Put your rubbish bin on your desk and label it "INBOX."
7) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has got
over his or
her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
Don't use any punctuation. 9) As often as possible, skip rather than walk through the office
corridors.
Five point office dares...
1) At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to
conclude with the singing of the national anthem,
(extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).
2) Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with
growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times quickly.
3) For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob".
4) Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go and
do a number two".
5) After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent.
As in "the report's on your desk, Mon". Keep this up for one hour.
6) While an office mate is out, move their chair into the lift.
7) In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly
and mutter, "Shut up, all of you just shut up!"
At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is
my witness, I'll never go hungry again".
9) In a colleague's diary, write in 10am: "See how I look in tights".
10) Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask "You wanna
trade?".
11) Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person:
"Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now".
12) Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't
talk about it".
13) Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him he's won a
lunch for four at a local restaurant. Let him go.
14) Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc) during a
very important conference call.
15) Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk at
lunchtimes.
16) Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of your
pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.
17) Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit, then
smash each biscuit with your fist.
1 During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards
the door.
19) Arrange toy figures on the table to represent each meeting
attendee, move them according to the movements of their real-life counterparts.
20) Look at your boss's hairline or slightly above his head (if talking
from a distance) when talking to him, thus manifesting a sense of paranoia.
21) At a meeting, stand up and act indignant. Demand that the boss
tell you the 'real' reason this meeting has been called.
22) Spill coffee on the conference table. Produce a little paper boat
and sail it down the table.
23) Stay behind as everyone else, including the boss, leaves. Thank
them for coming.
24) Give a broad wink to someone else at the table. In time, wink at
everyone. Sometimes shake your head just a little, as if to indicate that the
speaker is slightly crazy and everybody knows it.
25) Arrange to have a poorly-dressed young woman with an infant
quietly enter the meeting, stare directly at the (male) speaker for a while,
burst into tears, then leave the room.
26) Bring a hand puppet to management meetings, preferably an
animal. Ask it to clarify difficult points.
27) Complain loudly that your neighbor won't stop touching you.
Demand that the boss make him/her stop doing it.