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Crap joke #323

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Lloydie went down to the kitchen this morning for breakfast to find his Mrs semi-naked.


As he walked in she said "I need you to make love to me right now".


Wow, he thought we have never done it in the kitchen before so he gave it all he had.


After they had finished she smiled and said a simple "Thanks".


Puzzled he asked her what all that was about.




































She explained "the egg timers broke".
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I wish !! Feel like woody the wood pecker at the mo :-(
Even Virt is looking attractive :-@
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:lol: :lol: :clap:
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Soft runny 2 min egg I take it...
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lloydie wrote:I wish !! Feel like woody the wood pecker at the mo :-(
Even Virt is looking attractive :-@

Has the dog run away?
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Something has :-(
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do CK & Virt know the danger they face when they are in your garage?
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AMCQ46 wrote:do CK & Virt know the danger they face when they are in your garage?
Really runny soft boiled eggs in the egg sandwiches...
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Don't spoil the surprise !!
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lloydie wrote:Even Virt is looking attractive :-@
Ouch.
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AMCQ46 wrote:do CK & Virt know the danger they face when they are in your garage?
I am keeping myself well covered and not bending over! But then again I try not to do that on a regular day in his garage :lol:
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